Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Shirdi

We went to Shirdi last weekend.

Spirituality in a can.
Packaged, convenient, cost effective, guilt-free and low calorie.

Right up there along with bottled drinking water, instant noodles, lays chips, ambica agarbatti and the rest.

AP Tourism offers the bus ride there and back, with hotel accommodation on arrival, trashy telugu films on board the bus, and Sai Baba bhajans at bed time and on awakening.

I went thru the motions, but couldn’t really “feel” much. Look out for my forthcoming paper to be released sometime next month titled :

DID GOD CREATE MAN OR THE OTHER WAY ROUND ?

Meanwhile here are two random images from my collection for your viewing pleasure.






Tuesday, March 27, 2007

CONTEMPORARY IRONIES


1) Isn’t "Multiple Centres" an oxymoron ? I saw this on the back of a bus advertising NIIT.


2) Last month I read a report about the lowering of HIV incidence if circumcised; this research was published by Dr Kevin De Cock who is currently a Director at WHO. I mean how did he ever get through the early years at school ?!

3) Isn’t it weird that we get Financial ratings and reports from a company called Standard & Poor and another called Moody’s !

4) 2 days back on the front page of the local rag - Deccan Chronicle [ toilet paper posing as a newspaper ] they carried an article about 55 jawans killed by naxals somewhere in Chattisgarh who were drunken and snoozing. Meanwhile, front page news is about cricket pak Coach Wollmer’s death and a pic of Yuvraj singh goofing about with a tennis ball.

In some countries, 55 people killed would be a National Tragedy. [ 37 killed in London Bomb blasts, Tony Blair acted like it was the end of the world ].

5) In December last year our idiot CM opposed the placement of the stautory warning of a skull and cross bones on beedie packs, as he thought they would hurt public sentiment. The tobacco lobby is very powerful in India [ 2nd largest producer in the world ] and particularly Andhra, which accounts for more than 80% of total production when clubbed with Karnataka & Gujarat.

The CM of AP refused to place the Statutory warning of skull and cross bones on Beedie packs. Speaking of which, you absolutely Must watch this brilliant and hilarious movie called Thank You For Smoking.

6) Now how do you explain Various B school bozos from Univ of Texas & Virginia coming to meet thief and village bumkin Lalu Prasad Yadav. And back home IIM-A inviting him to lecture.

I mean he has more criminal and corruption cases against him than he has white hair on his head. And he is now being credited with turning around the Indian Railways, [ while his relatives are detained for travel without a valid ticket ].

It’s a well known fact that anyone with half a brain and the support of a bunch of hyper intelligent IAS officers can achieve wonders in this country. This goon has actually set-back Bihar by a 100 years. And it is so true that Public memory is very short, but shameful that educational institues should use him for a role model when there are so many others who are far more accomplished and genuine.
Times are really weird when villians become our heroes and this country cannot wake up and open its eyes to the truth.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

HELGA'S HUT



Bornholm, Northern Europe - Circa 6th Century BC


Helga groaned as she saw the returning men, as yet faint indistinct forms outlined against the windy snow-covered landscape. In a few minutes they would be knocking on her door expecting some food. They invariably came to her house after each hunting expedition. If they had success, the mood would be upbeat and boisterous with stories of the hunt. If not, they would sit around sullenly as they drank deep from their jugs of brew.



Hans, her husband, was the smelter of the tribe. After they left the warm plains of the Rhine, the tribe wanted to move further northward. Helga wanted to go back, but Djork – The Elder, wouldn’t let them. Hans had to go where they went; he played a useful part in the tribe.
Although most of the things he smelted were misshapen; Helga found some way to put them to good use. Why, just a few moons ago he was inspired by the shell of a turtle which he had seen and attempting to make a battle shield, he produced this huge concavity which was too rounded and heavy for battle.


Helga was a practical woman, she hung this over the fire, slung over two sticks. In this she had poured some water and watched how it came to a boil. Back home, all the other women in the tribe thought she was strange and spoke of her in hushed tones as she passed them each day while collecting twigs in the woods. But she didn’t care for what they thought.

When she was alone at home, she would keep throwing stuff into the boiling pot, and watched excitedly as the colour of the water changed, and it thickened or thinned depending on what she threw in; yesterday it was some forest root, today it was pieces of meat. Each night after the fire died down, the pot would simmer and cool down, and by morning it would be coagulated into some semi-thick liquid, which she would taste with her fingertip. The freezing temperature prevented it from spoiling, and each morning when she relit the fire, she would see the pot steaming and wonder what she could throw in today.

This was really exciting for her, as she knew of nobody in the tribe or even neighboring tribes who had ever tried something like this.

And each day the liquid became more aromatic and richer in flavour, till at last one day she took a hollowed out walnut shell and dipped it in the liquid and took a deep sip. “Shhhrroop”, came the sound as she sucked it out of the shell.

That was 2 full moons ago, and now all her husbands friends would come over after a hunt each day to drink of this refreshing hot drink which Helga had begun making. She had refined the mixture of ingredients by now, and could recreate the same thing again and again.


Today, was going to be an important day, as she saw that Hans had brought along Fragn, the warrior chief. As they all settled down and began warming themselves by the fire, Helga poured out some of the hot liquid into a mug and handed it over to Fragn, who looked at it doubtfully. As he put it to his lips, the first sip scalded his tongue and made him wince, but as he took a second sip, he sucked in some air as he drank, to cool the hot liquid.
“Hmm Helga, this tastes good ! What is it ?”

She hesitated for a second, and then said - “Shoop”.
Because that’s what it sounded like, and that’s what she thought it should be called.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Moula Ali

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Chim-Chimney Chim-Chimney Chim-Chim Cheroo
I does wha' I likes
And I likes wha' I do . . . .

- Bert from the OST of Mary Poppins





The dargah at Moula Ali is a shrine of Hazrat Ali, and that is as much as I know about this place.


Located approx 400 ft atop a massive rounded outcrop of granite rock, it has steps hewn into the side of the rock to get to the top. Worth the climb for the effort and increase in BMR as well as the view from up there. Fairly deserted all week long owing to it being on the outskirts of the city, as well as the climb can make you huff and puff a fair amount.


I went there early Saturday morning 0640 hrs 4th Mar 2007, and heres what I came back with.