Family Joke

We're sitting around talking

I said to Deepa : "youre the best"

Alisha sitting nearby says : "no second best" 

I ask: "who is the best ?" 

She says : "Jesus" 

I burst out laughing 

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

That's not right = Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP = Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man = Dum Gai

Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here = Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone = No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu
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ODE TO MY TORCH - By Kevin Green

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As you lay, upon the shelf
'Twas then that I first knew
That I must soon possess you
In shiny Red NOT Blue.

Your curvy frame
and sturdy grip
To me they were quite plain.
For what I loved
about you most
Was not second but MAIN.

The way you blinked
Once ON then OFF
It took away my breath
Your tiny bulb and shiny face
Will haunt me till my death.

We left the store
just you and I
and couldn't wait till night
As soon as we got home that eve
I switched off all the lights.

With trembling hand 
I held you up
And softly clicked your switch
But not a gleam or beam you gave
You naughty little bitch !!

A Different Kind of Saloon

5th Avenue, Sainikpuri, Hyderabad.

Assorted - Hyderabad

Streets of Hyd - 05 July 2009

Restaurant Name : Live 2 Eat @ Dhaba.Com 
06 Sep 2009 , Sainikpuri, Hyd.

Name : Ding Dong Supermarket 
06 Sep 2009 , Sainikpuri, Hyd.

JENTS TAILOURS

Just when your think you’ve seen them all, some new signboard comes along to break all previous records.

Check this one out :

1) Firstly wot eet ees a “Readymade Tailor” ?.
2) He’s gone for a French touch by calling himself a “Tailour”.
3) Jents
4) Were
5) Metrial
6) Cutpees
7) Bust-Stop