Saturday, June 26, 2010
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
That's not right = Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP = Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man = Dum Gai
Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here = Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone = No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu
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Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP = Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man = Dum Gai
Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here = Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone = No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu
.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
ODE TO MY TORCH - By Kevin Green
.
As you lay, upon the shelf
'Twas then that I first knew
That I must soon possess you
In shiny Red NOT Blue.
Your curvy frame
and sturdy grip
To me they were quite plain.
For what I loved
about you most
Was not second but MAIN.
The way you blinked
Once ON then OFF
It took away my breath
Your tiny bulb and shiny face
Will haunt me till my death.
We left the store
just you and I
and couldn't wait till night
As soon as we got home that eve
I switched off all the lights.
With trembling hand
I held you up
And softly clicked your switch
But not a gleam or beam you gave
You naughty little bitch !!
As you lay, upon the shelf
'Twas then that I first knew
That I must soon possess you
In shiny Red NOT Blue.
Your curvy frame
and sturdy grip
To me they were quite plain.
For what I loved
about you most
Was not second but MAIN.
The way you blinked
Once ON then OFF
It took away my breath
Your tiny bulb and shiny face
Will haunt me till my death.
We left the store
just you and I
and couldn't wait till night
As soon as we got home that eve
I switched off all the lights.
With trembling hand
I held you up
And softly clicked your switch
But not a gleam or beam you gave
You naughty little bitch !!
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