By entering this site you certify that you are of the prescribed age, gender and mental fortitude, and a fortiori have read this disclaimer in toto.
This site is maintained by me.
Privacy Policy
I reserve the right to use your personal details / email id provided anywhere on this site to share with other websites ( for a huge consideration ) as well as spam, and other unsolicited periodic offers which may or may not be true.
Disclaimer of Endorsement
Links to other websites from here are provided as a courtesy and do not have my approval, endorsement or awareness of their content.
( To put it simply, you’re better off never leaving here )
Other websites which you may access through the links here, are run by other people, ( which is why the little address at the top of your page changes.)
View at your own risk. The reader (you) is hereby forewarned that the content outside of this website is beyond my control. I can't even control what is on this website sometimes. I had to create it or I'd never get to sleep.
I am barely mature enough to be responsible for my own behavior, how can I be responsible for anyone else's ?
I also state that I haven't received any money from anyone for promoting their site, not even Amazon or Ebay, though it's not like I'm not open to the prospect.
I can be bought, I just haven't been offered the right price yet.
Disclaimer of Liability
For material on this site, I do not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for accuracy, veracity, precision, exactitude, perfection, applicability, relevance, dietary fibre, fat content, appropriateness, fitness, or usefulness of any information, apparatus, product, images or process disclosed or their outcomes, effects, results, side effects, consequences, emotions or aftermaths. I also have a thesaurus and I'm not afraid to use it.
Status of Information
The views and opinions expressed herein do not necessarily state or reflect
the viewpoint of anyone but me. In fact, sometimes they may not even reflect mine, particularly if the page in question is old or I was in a bad mood at the time.
Data, facts and information is provided for entertainment / educational purposes only, and is not intended to be definitive or certified as error-free. Including but not limited to errors in typing, spelling, coding, broken links, outdated content, and outright lies.
It is not the intention of this website to provide edifying, insightful, or noble content. This site does not intend to forward a particular political viewpoint, cure world hunger, make you a better person, or fix your wobbly commode seat.
This website does not intend to provide any illegal or immoral content
(though sometimes it just happens)
I do not list this website on my resume, and that should tell you something.
Statement of accuracy
I'm not a professional anything. I'm an amateur. And immature as well.
I barely know what I'm doing. There are times that I look at my website and
wonder how the heck it got there.
This does not mean I'm wrong, it just means I haven't got it right yet.
Other Miscellaneous Disclaimers / Warnings
Use of these pages may result in accidental spilling of drink, uncontrollable laughter, peeing of pants, bleeding hemorrhoids or a case of the hiccups.
Please view responsibly.
Do not view these web pages in conjunction with large amounts of alcohol. If you are drinking large amounts of alcohol and viewing my web pages you are a sad, pathetic person, and quite possibly my ex-girlfriend.
Do not view this website while driving. Use of cell phones to view web pages is pretentious and a hazard to the other drivers.
Do not combine this website with your other medications. Please.
They were prescribed for a reason.
Some of the content of this website may be deemed objectionable by sensitive groups. All of it may be deemed objectionable by narrow-minded intolerant uptight jerks with severe dysfunction, boundary and / or control issues.
People with odd notions of romance and / or adventure may go running off to the woods to tear up flowers and tree branches after viewing this website.
This may lead to charges of damage to wildlife and the environment by GREENPEACE, or trespassing if done on private property.
Viewing of this website may lead you to an obsession with the motion picture Fight Club or music by Dave Mathews Band.
I do not think this is a bad thing but thought it was only fair to mention it.
Viewing of this website may lead you to believe I'm bitter, opinionated,
and somewhat strange. You're probably right.
No rabbits or other fluffy creatures were injured during the making of this site.
Your mileage may vary. And objects in the rear view mirror may be closer than you think, infact they may already be in your back seat.
Any claims by you upon this website will be judged ex aequo et bono
Note: All works Copyright Kevin Green unless otherwise noted
Disclaimer to the disclaimer
I couldn’t afford a fancy lawyer, so this disclaimer has been made by me; consequently some of the legal jargon may not have been framed correctly.
I hope the intent is clear: Please don't hold me responsible for anything, and if you try to sue me you’d not get much anyway.
Don't say I didn't warn you
This site is maintained by me.
Privacy Policy
I reserve the right to use your personal details / email id provided anywhere on this site to share with other websites ( for a huge consideration ) as well as spam, and other unsolicited periodic offers which may or may not be true.
Disclaimer of Endorsement
Links to other websites from here are provided as a courtesy and do not have my approval, endorsement or awareness of their content.
( To put it simply, you’re better off never leaving here )
Other websites which you may access through the links here, are run by other people, ( which is why the little address at the top of your page changes.)
View at your own risk. The reader (you) is hereby forewarned that the content outside of this website is beyond my control. I can't even control what is on this website sometimes. I had to create it or I'd never get to sleep.
I am barely mature enough to be responsible for my own behavior, how can I be responsible for anyone else's ?
I also state that I haven't received any money from anyone for promoting their site, not even Amazon or Ebay, though it's not like I'm not open to the prospect.
I can be bought, I just haven't been offered the right price yet.
Disclaimer of Liability
For material on this site, I do not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for accuracy, veracity, precision, exactitude, perfection, applicability, relevance, dietary fibre, fat content, appropriateness, fitness, or usefulness of any information, apparatus, product, images or process disclosed or their outcomes, effects, results, side effects, consequences, emotions or aftermaths. I also have a thesaurus and I'm not afraid to use it.
Status of Information
The views and opinions expressed herein do not necessarily state or reflect
the viewpoint of anyone but me. In fact, sometimes they may not even reflect mine, particularly if the page in question is old or I was in a bad mood at the time.
Data, facts and information is provided for entertainment / educational purposes only, and is not intended to be definitive or certified as error-free. Including but not limited to errors in typing, spelling, coding, broken links, outdated content, and outright lies.
It is not the intention of this website to provide edifying, insightful, or noble content. This site does not intend to forward a particular political viewpoint, cure world hunger, make you a better person, or fix your wobbly commode seat.
This website does not intend to provide any illegal or immoral content
(though sometimes it just happens)
I do not list this website on my resume, and that should tell you something.
Statement of accuracy
I'm not a professional anything. I'm an amateur. And immature as well.
I barely know what I'm doing. There are times that I look at my website and
wonder how the heck it got there.
This does not mean I'm wrong, it just means I haven't got it right yet.
Other Miscellaneous Disclaimers / Warnings
Use of these pages may result in accidental spilling of drink, uncontrollable laughter, peeing of pants, bleeding hemorrhoids or a case of the hiccups.
Please view responsibly.
Do not view these web pages in conjunction with large amounts of alcohol. If you are drinking large amounts of alcohol and viewing my web pages you are a sad, pathetic person, and quite possibly my ex-girlfriend.
Do not view this website while driving. Use of cell phones to view web pages is pretentious and a hazard to the other drivers.
Do not combine this website with your other medications. Please.
They were prescribed for a reason.
Some of the content of this website may be deemed objectionable by sensitive groups. All of it may be deemed objectionable by narrow-minded intolerant uptight jerks with severe dysfunction, boundary and / or control issues.
People with odd notions of romance and / or adventure may go running off to the woods to tear up flowers and tree branches after viewing this website.
This may lead to charges of damage to wildlife and the environment by GREENPEACE, or trespassing if done on private property.
Viewing of this website may lead you to an obsession with the motion picture Fight Club or music by Dave Mathews Band.
I do not think this is a bad thing but thought it was only fair to mention it.
Viewing of this website may lead you to believe I'm bitter, opinionated,
and somewhat strange. You're probably right.
No rabbits or other fluffy creatures were injured during the making of this site.
Your mileage may vary. And objects in the rear view mirror may be closer than you think, infact they may already be in your back seat.
Any claims by you upon this website will be judged ex aequo et bono
Note: All works Copyright Kevin Green unless otherwise noted
Disclaimer to the disclaimer
I couldn’t afford a fancy lawyer, so this disclaimer has been made by me; consequently some of the legal jargon may not have been framed correctly.
I hope the intent is clear: Please don't hold me responsible for anything, and if you try to sue me you’d not get much anyway.
Don't say I didn't warn you
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